Hold'em Poker Hand Names  
 
ABC - First Three Cards are A-2-3  
Aggie Slick - 2-3  
Ainsworth - 6-2  
Ajax - A-J  
Alabama Night Riders - K-K-K  
All Blue - Any Flush  
All Pink - Any Flush  
American Airlines - A-A  
Arkansas Flush - A Four Flush  
Assault Rifle - A-K-4-7  
Bachelor's Hand - J-Ko  
Baskin-Robbins - 3-A  
Beatles Reunion - A-A-A  
Beer Hand - 7-2  
Bicycle or Bike - A-2-3-4-5  
Big Al - K-10  
Big Lick - 6-9  
Big Fritz - K-2s  
Big Slick - A-K  
Blocky - 6-3  
Bowling Hand - 10-7  
Broadway - A-K-Q-J-10  
Broderick Crawford - 10-4  
Bug - Joker  
Bull - A  
Bullets - A-A in the Hole  
Bully Johnson - 3-5  
Calamity Jane - Qs  
Cambodian Slick - 7-4o  
Canine - K-9  
Case Card - Fourth Card of a Rank  
CB Hand - T-4  
Columbia River - K-7  
Computer Hand - Q-7o  
Cowboy - K  
Cowboys - K-K  
Crabs - 3-3  
Curse of Scotland - 9d  
Dame - Q  
Dark fours (Darth Vader) - 4s-4c  
Dead Man's Hand - A-8  
Dimes - T-T  
Dinner for Two - 6-9  
Dinner for Four - Pair of 6's & 9's  
Dog Balls - 8-8  
Dolly Parton - 9-5  
Doyle Brunson - 10-2 or A-Q (In Texas)  
Deuce - 2  
Deuces Never Loses - 2-2  
Dykes - Q-Q  
Dyne-O-Mite (JJ from Good Times) - J-J  
Filipino Slick - 7-5o  
Finky Dink - 8-5  
First Street - A-2-3-4-5  
Fishhook - J  
Flat Tire - J-4  
Forest - 3-3-3  
Fred & Ethel - J-Q  
Fritz - K-2o  
Gay Waiter - Q-3  
German Virgin - 9-9  
Gleek - Three of a Kind  
Golf Bag - Club Flush  
Goolsby - Q-10  
Gorillas - K-K  
Gorillas in the Mist - K-K  
Grand Jury - 4-4-4  
Heinz - 5-7  
Huey, Dewey and Louie - 2-2-2  
Hocky Sticks - 7-7  
Hook - J  
Hookers - Q-Q  
Hooter Hand - 2-3s  
Jack Benny - 3-9  
J-Bird - J  
J-Boy - J  
Jesse James - 4-5  
Jesus (Chris Ferguson) - A-9o  
Jimmy Summerfield - 6-3o  
Joe Bernstein - 6-9  
Joe Louis - As-Ac  
Johnny Moss - A-10  
Katie (KT) - K-10  
King Crab - K-3  
Kojak - K-J  
Kokomo - K-8  
Kotch - 6-6-6  
Ku Klux Klan - K-K-K  
Lady - Q  
Liner - Any face card  
Little Oldsmobile - 8-8  
Little Slick - A-2  
Lucy & Ricky - K-Q  
Lumberman's Hand - 2-4  
Marriage - K-Q  
Maverick - Q-J  
Mongrel - K-9o  
Montana Banana - 9-2  
Mop Squeezers - Q-Q  
Motown - J-5  
Noah's Ark - Four Pair (Omaha)  
Nuts - Unbeatable Hand  
Oldsmoble - 9-8  
Pacheco Nuts - 8-6o  
Paint - Any Face Card  
Pair of Ducks - 2-2  
Pair of Wire Cutters (Dikes) - Q-Q  
Peanut Butter & Jelly - Q-6o  
Pedigree - K-9s  
Percy - 6-9o  
Phil Hellmuth - 9-9  
Pickle Man - 5-7  
Pinocle - Qs-Jd  
Pocket Rockets - A-A  
Polish Big Slick - 2-3  
Presto - 5-5  
Pup (or Puppy) - A-2-3-4-5  
Quads - Four of a Kind  
Quinine - Q-9  
Railroad Hand - J-6  
Raquel Welch - 3-8  
Rodney - King high Club flush  
Sail Boats - 4-4  
Salt Lake Pair - A-K  
San Francisco Busboy - Q-3  
Set - Three of a Kind with Pair in the Hole  
Sharp Tops - A-A  
Shoe Store - Three Pair  
Siegfreid and Roy - Q-Q  
Sizzler - K-3  
Six Tits - Q-Q-Q  
Snowmen - 8-8  
Tension - 10-10  
Tetris - 10-8  
Thirty Miles - 10-10-10  
Trey - 3  
Trips - Three of a Kind  
Twiggy - 2-9  
Union Oil - 7-6  
Valentines - Heart Flush  
Village People - Q-Q-Q-Q  
Visine - Ah-Ad  
Washington Monument - 5-5-5  
Weinberg - 10-3  
Wheel - A-2-3-4-5  
Windsor Waiter - Q-3  
Wired Pair - Pair in First Two Cards  
Woodcutter - K-To  
Woolworth - 5-10