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The Mouse has played out of her skin to reach the final table but sadly starts with the smallest stack of cheese. A mouse trapped and out within minutes. Never stops smiling all night.
The Fishbowl are the form team with every member making the final table. The Poker Pirate shows no respect and takes out the Poker Shark and the Fish in a single hand, reeling em in until banking these two sardines with a river card net.
The Love Rat is playing for the Hells Kitchen. Behind his affectionate poker hugs is a cold heartbreaker. The Hells Kitchen rally behind their man but too many cooks spoil the broth and their man is baked.
Candyman has finished 3rd and 2nd in previous Big Ones and is looking to make the set. His consistancy cant be faulted but the Poker Pirate knocks him out in a 50 50 double up call. Placing 4th leaves our sweet friend feeling sour. Going backwards but hes always got his half naked poker entrance routine!
The tension builds as the Poker Jokers gather round the final table, the women in poker fuelled on by a coc-ktail of budweiser and strongbow... respect.
The Real Deal makes it to the final three with solid cautious play, looking to take down a few big pots and turn it on at the end. Couldnt find the switch and is out to Skywalker and his jedi mind tricks.
Skywalker and the Poker Pirate are in a heads up battle. The Poker Pirate is going for a never achieved double, the league and Big One champion. It looks a certainty as he is a four to one chip leader.
Skywalker uses the force to go all in after all in, bullying the Poker Pirate and stealing the big blinds. After 10 minutes Skywalker has devestated the Pirates bounty and is chip leader.
The Poker Pirate finally wins a hand, a big hand to blow Skywalker clean out of the competition and back to his death star.
The Poker Pirate has won the competition with his usual blend of hard betting, bluff and bluster, solid cards in his cannon when needed and not a small amount of the ever needed good fortune. It must be his lucky Black Cat!
(I am sure theres a pus-sy joke here but I will restrain myself).
The Poker Pirate does a glorious double, League Champion and Big One Bracelet winner.
Respectfully booed to his seat, the Poker Pirate is the man to beat... bring on next year!