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    Tournaments and Friendlies >> 2005 League Championship >> Message started by: Five Fingers on 12/06/05 at 20:28:53

Title: TEAM CHALLENGE CHAMPS: BLIND ASSASSINS
Post by: Five Fingers on 08/02/05 at 21:03:19
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Three separate tables scoring points for places to enable teams to take the ultimate team prize in Poker Joker poker...


1ST Blind Assassins 16 POINTS 1st 2nd 3rd
2ND = Poker Jokers 8 POINTS 2nd 3rd 6th
2ND = The Pirate Ship 8 POINTS 2nd 4th 5th
4TH = Women in Poker 7 POINTS 1st 6th 7th
4TH = Hells Kitchen 7 POINTS 1st 6th 7th
6TH Old Skool 6 POINTS 3rd 4th 5th
LAST Fish Bowl 2 POINTS 4th 5th 7th


Table A

http://www.pokerjokers.co.uk/tableAB.jpg


Table B

http://www.pokerjokers.co.uk/tableBB.jpg


Table C

http://www.pokerjokers.co.uk/tableCB.jpg



Title: Grand Slam Team: Blinding Poker
Post by: Five Fingers on 08/02/05 at 21:28:08
Headlines:

Blind Assassins deserve to win, taking a top three finish for each team member. Candyman plays a dead rubber and wins as the team take the title with three players left in competition. Assassinated.

Poker Jokers put in a solid performance. Well two of them did anyway. Professor still cant win a heads and return of Real Deal is welcome... but Five Fingers plays in a coma.

The Pirate Ship put in an equally solid performance. Pirate blusters his way to second, the Mouse comes of age and debutant Poker Hontas uses all his 5 card stud memory muscles to pick up points.

The Women in Poker are more Woman in Poker as only the DOG saves face with a win. The Bird and Cat are devoured by poker carnevores who prove that it really is ladies first... out.

Hells Kitchen have a torrid night as the heat is on with the Rat and Street extinguished early. Superflash cooks up a win to save the day, proving he has a highly effective, tenacious, if not frustrating style. Braveheart wants to play substitute in toilet breaks... classy.

Old Skool are suspended as they get C grades all round, average poker does not win trophies at prize giving. Chunderlips turns up late and is soon placed in detention. Soon all these poker pupils are expelled for another year.

Well... what can you say...

The Fishbowl... more flipper than flopper. A total of 2 points on the night between three players ... thats 0.7 points each. RESPECT. Two Tongues (John) is watching prior to joining the Fishbowl. Maybe he'll shop around on this evidence!

Sorry Fishbowl, I couldn't resist giving you a well deserved poker fry up!


Title: Re: Grand Slam Team: Blinding Poker
Post by: Five Fingers on 08/04/05 at 20:13:49
Message from Braveheart of Hells Kitchen received yesterday...


"everyone from the kitchen had a great time. superflash was less pleased when we made him split his table winning fiver four ways but he knew the deal."

NICE. One pound 25 pence each... don't give up the day jobs fellas!




Title: Re: Grand Slam Team: Blinding Poker
Post by: Johnny_Two_Tongues on 08/14/05 at 15:18:22


on 08/02/05 at 21:28:08, Five Fingers wrote:


The Fishbowl... more flipper than flopper. A total of 2 points on the night between three players ... thats 0.7 points each. RESPECT. Two Tongues (John) is watching prior to joining the Fishbowl. Maybe he'll shop around on this evidence!

Sorry Fishbowl, I couldn't resist giving you a well deserved poker fry up!


Nice to get a mention here! .. Any other teams recruiting, I may just be interested ;)


Title: Re: TEAM CHALLENGE CHAMPS: BLIND ASSASSINS
Post by: Five Fingers on 12/06/05 at 20:28:53
Belatedly awarded trophy!

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